So I was talking today with someone who’s pretty active in Guild stuff, and she had a question for me.  “Ummm, is it true that you’re some crazy right-wing out there Republican?”

And maybe some of you have wondered the same.

Because, and I’m just going on anecdotal evidence here, it appears that some people are talking about it.  Let’s consider this an insignificant ripple in the big Lake of Rumors this town drinks from, but since there are certain people in my own union who do enjoy insinuating certain things about a certain me that aren’t certainly true, I figured I’d use my bully pulpit to set the record straight.

This way, if you’re inclined to dislike me you can do so with complete accuracy.

Unlike the great majority of writers, actors, directors, agents, and members of the AMPTP, I am, indeed, a registered Republican.

My conversion to the conservative side of the political spectrum is fairly recent.  I voted for Gore and Kerry, for instance.  And as far as Republicans go, I’m a moderate.

The short summary is that I used to be slightly left of center, and now I’m slightly right of center, although mostly I’m a libertarian, I think.

So, for those of you who’ve heard that Mazin is some kind of kooky right wing nut, I’ll lay it all out for you.

  1. I think government spending is out of control and very often thoroughly ineffective.

  2. I think everyone’s taxes are too high, and yes, that includes the wealthy.

  3. I’m an atheist.  I believe in the division of church and state and I am against school prayer.

  4. I support an individual’s right to bear arms.

  5. I am pro-choice.

  6. I am a foreign policy hawk, and yes, I think sometimes War Is The Answer.

  7. I am pro gay marriage.

  8. I am pro school vouchers.

  9. I am against affirmative action.

  10. I am pro legalization of marijuana, although my personal drug of choice is the occasional single malt, or in my weaker moments, Doritos.

  11. I am pro death penalty.

So, there you have it.  Now if you hear the rumor, you can set people straight.  I’m a God-hating, joint-smoking, baby-killing friend of the gays.  Or a racist, neo-con, prisoner-killing gun nut.

Whatever floats your boat.